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my monologue

"La lamentation du catcheur face de cuir"

situtation: Un énorme catcheur en costume se retrouve seul sur le ring, les lumières sont rivées sur lui, personne dans (dans) la salle. Pour le costume : do what you want!

Face de cuir: Je ne devrais pas etre là! Ma place n'est pas ici! Mes études de toiletage canin ne m'ont même pas étaient utiles!!Je n'aime pas le catch! OH il y a tellement de raisons pour lesquelles je hais le catch:- Mon masque aplati mon brushing- Ma cullote en cuir me rentre dans les fesses- J'adoooore le rose mais je dois porter du noir...Et bien d'autres chose encore!! Aïe mon dos!!Mon kinesiterapeute m'avait bien dit de faire attention...Ce n'est plus une vie pour moi... Je crois que je vais en finir... Je vais quitter ce ring, et en même temps quitter ce monde!Je n'aurais donc jamais le brushing de Paris Hilton, je n'aurais donc pas mon salon de toiletage " sweety doggy"!Je ne peux plus dormir sur le canapé de ma mère! stop stop stopAdieu monde cruel..... [ soudain son portable sonne]"

Allo, maman...oui je sais je suis en retard, oui je vais passer acheter a la pharmacie de la crème pour ta michose des pieds... Oui oui j'arrive..."

Ouvrir, Couvrir, Offrir, Decouvrir, & Souffrir

J'ai ouvert le livre.

J'ai couvert le mur avec la peinture.

J'ai offert de regarder leur chien.

J'ai découvert le monde.

Je souffre quand je ne dors pas.

Monologue

Salut moi c'est Robert. Robert Dugenou. Plus tard je serai une rockstar! (ça rime!! ^^) Je fais moi même mes compos, j'écris toutes mes chansons et ça envoie du steak!!! J'adore plaire, et on me le rend bien! Dans quelques temps, je serai tellement connu que j'aurai des milliards de groupies qui me hurleront des mots d'amour éperdus pendant mes concerts ...Vous voulez une démo??? " YEAH!!! Roooooock and roll BAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYY!!" Ah la la, je suis un Dieu du rock, je l'sais bien ... D'ailleurs si vous voulez j'peux vous faire un autographe ... ah ?? Comment ça non?? Vous aimez pas ma voix?? Ma voix si sublime ... si sexy??! JE CHANTE FAUX??!! Ah non, là Maurice, tu dépasses les bornes des limites!! Puisque c'est comme ça, je m'en vais vers des fans plus fidèles qui adooooorent ma voix! Adieu!

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Comic

Monologue - Batman

Hey! I'm Bruce Wayne. I'm 32 years old and I'm looking for love. I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. Riding horses through the park and trips to the cape. I currently reside in NYC and need a girl who can handle my busy schedule and the city life. I want a girl who's smart, funny and not afraid of the dark. Someone who could be my sidekick and always have my back, My girls needs to be adventurous. She needs to like my black leather suit and my super fast car. I know this is asking a lot and I don't know how you are going to take this but, I have something really important to tell you ... I am Bruce Wayne, but I'm also Batman!!! I know all the secrets of this city and i can show you a good time. Just hop in the bat mobile with me and we will ride away into the night. Who ever you are I hope you are out there and I won't stop looking until I find you.  I'm off to find the joker ... dun na na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!

Rear window

Rear window

Jeff a photographer was injured and he can't moved! So he staid at home on wheel-chair.

hee spied his neighbours by his window with a telescop because he was bored a lot! Only his nurse and his lover, Lisa came to see him.

One day, while he spied the neighbours in particullary the Thorwald, a couple with Mr Thorwald's wife sick in a bed, he remarked there was no Mrs Thorwald anymore! Mr Thorwald had a trunk with him... Jeff think it was a murder...

A lot of mysteries in this case: a big trunk, an absent wife suposed to be in a little town but her jewels still be in her house... Mr Thorwald washed the bathroom wall.. did he want to hide something? and more and more mysteries....

Is it a real muder? or a Jeff's dream?

Télévision de TAM

1)How does he know Miss Brody Castillo? Why is she the main suspect?
Mr Van Leeuwen met Miss Castillo during a trip in Milan, he was here for business and she charmed him!
Miss Castillo is the main suspect because the police found her in the muder room with a gun.


2)Did Mr Van Leeuwen and Mrs Van Leeuwen have a troubled marriage?
Mr Van Leeuwen was not very present at home and it make Mrs Van Leeuwen sad....

3)Did anyone really want to kill Mr Van Leeuwen?
Nobody have not really conviction to kill him...And Mrs Van Leeuwen kill him because she was panic and desesperate!

Télévision de TAM

Bonjour et bienvenue a la télévision de TAM.
Aujourd'hui dans les sports nous avons Emily qui fait un rapport sur le grand jeu de lacrosse.
Redwood et Tam avaient le meme score.
Alors avec une minute sur l'horloge Tam a pris un coup.
La ballon a passé le gardien dedans le but.
Ils ont marqué un point et ont gagné le jeu.
C'était un bon match Hawks!

a strange murder...

"Blood on the christmas tree"

Yesterday, during the Christmas night, Mr Troy Van Leeuwen, a rich banker, was killed. The police found him dead near the Christmas tree. Miss Brody Castillo, his secret lover, is the number one suspect.
For more details "The reporter" magazine interviewed Mr Joshua Homme, the detective:
"What it was happened last night, Mr Homme" asked the journalist
"Well, around 2p.m a neighbour of Mr Van Leeuwen heard a noise like if someone had shoot someone, so he decided to phone the police" Answered Mr Homme.
"Oh! and what did the police find in the house?" asked the reporter
"They saw Mr Van Leeuwen dead on the carpet and Miss Castillo, his lover, who was going down the stairs with a gun in her hands! She confessed, she wanted to kill Mr Van Leeuwen, to have money of the big life assurance, but she said it was just a stupid idea because she loved him. She heard a strange noise, so she was going to the living-room with a
gun when she found him dead and just after, the police arrived."
"So, what do you think about this strange story?"
"In fact, I don't know what it happened but I'm going to interview his wife,” replied Mr Homme
"Thank you very much for all these details Mr Homme!"
A lot of mysteries in this murder! Is Mrs Van Leeuwen, a jealous woman, or Miss Castillo a greedy woman who wanted money or maybe a burglar who went in the house but why didn't he steal anything? We don't know for the moment....

The truth: Mrs Van Leeuwenn went in the house and she saw his husband near the Christmas tree. She heard someone in the bathroom, like the voice of a woman.
In the panic and jealousy she shot her husband. When Miss Castillo heard this terrible sound, she took a gun to protect herself and she immediately went down the stairs.... And she saw her lover dead, on the carpet.

My clothes

In french public high school, we don't have to wear a uniform. I think is better like that because I like wear what I want every day! But we have some rules : we can't wear a cap, a hat... in the school. And we can't wear very short skirt for example...

So, every day I wear jeans, with a sweet-shirt and white and black shoes. Sometimes I put a pink scarf around my neck when it's very cold!

You know I practice fencing ! And this is my fencing dress: well, we should be all in white , it's the rule! I wear a helmet to protect my head, a short white pants with a special fencing jacket, a glove to protect my hand, white socks and trainers. And I'm ready !