Monologue - Batman

Hey! I'm Bruce Wayne. I'm 32 years old and I'm looking for love. I like long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners. Riding horses through the park and trips to the cape. I currently reside in NYC and need a girl who can handle my busy schedule and the city life. I want a girl who's smart, funny and not afraid of the dark. Someone who could be my sidekick and always have my back, My girls needs to be adventurous. She needs to like my black leather suit and my super fast car. I know this is asking a lot and I don't know how you are going to take this but, I have something really important to tell you ... I am Bruce Wayne, but I'm also Batman!!! I know all the secrets of this city and i can show you a good time. Just hop in the bat mobile with me and we will ride away into the night. Who ever you are I hope you are out there and I won't stop looking until I find you.  I'm off to find the joker ... dun na na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!